[Herky] Non Herky--More Offseason Deviation

[Keith Voigts]

My Southern Belle wife loves Steve Harvey—watches everything he does.

 

Recently she called me to her “domain” to see a program where a former college female basketball player was looking for a boyfriend.  She was African-American.  Steve invited in 8 eligible bachelors for her to interview.  The only white one was Josh Olgelsby!  All of the guys had a college basketball background.  When Josh had his turn to speak he included a comment that although he was white, he had a lot of swag.  Very funny, especially in the company of 7 other AA dudes.

 

Josh didn’t make the first cut, but he looked good.

 

Then just a few days ago, Steve had a program where 8 buddies felt sorry for their 9th buddy (they all compete in fantasy football), whose fiancé had dumped him after 7 years of relationship.  They made a poster to be attached to subway station stairs that showed the poor guy standing next to one of his friends’ grandmother with the text “This man need a girlfriend” or something to that affect.  

 

The guy, while nice looking, was sort of a nerd who just didn’t have it in the meeting new girls category.  His main interests were his dog and his sock collection.  All his Facebook posts included only those things.  BUT—he almost always dressed in IOWA HAWKEYE clothes.  He said he went to Iowa and bled black and gold -- just thought that Iowa gear looked good and showed his passion.  Many jokes later, he was given a makeover and his buds had a party where each buddy brought 2 eligible women.  One of which was an Iowa grad.  In the end the Hawkeyette made the top three picks but the guy picked another.

 

All in all, Iowa was well represented in both situations.

 

Keith Voigts

 

From: Herky [mailto:herky-bounces at lists.herky.net] On Behalf Of Gwen Enokian
Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2017 6:46 AM
To: Herky <herky at lists.herky.net>
Subject: Re: [Herky] Tweet from University of Iowa (@uiowa) non herky

 

Was in IC over the weekend. The flowering trees were spectacular! 

 

On Apr 17, 2017 9:44 PM, "Jim Monahan" <jimmonahan8 at gmail.com <mailto:jimmonahan8 at gmail.com> > wrote:

University of Iowa (@uiowa) tweeted at 11:00 AM on Mon, Apr 17, 2017:
UI named Tree Campus USA for 2016 by @arborday, marking the 8th year in a row. 💛🌳💛 https://t.co/Kp2w93VZ2z
(https://twitter.com/uiowa/status/854001518281928704?s=03)

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